Samo nekaj idej

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.”

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay, let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E….”

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting “What? I’m on my way!!”. rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises… get people to stare… look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

46. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

47. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

48. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.

49. Bring cheerleaders.

50. Bring pets.

51. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

52. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

53. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

54. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

55. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!”

56. Bring a water pistol with you.

57. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

58. Come in wearing a full knight’s outfit, complete with sword and shield.

59. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

60. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

61. One word: Wrestlemania.

62. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

63. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

64. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

65. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say “it helps me think. ” Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to use the phrase “Told you so”.

66. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher”

67. Make out (or go further than making out) with your boyfriend during the exam when the instructor tries to get you to stop, look the instructor in the eye and tell him/her in an annoyed tone “EXCUSE ME!!! We’re a little busy here, GO AWAY . . . ”

68. Rickroll the entire exam, get a friend to blast out ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ over the speakers.

69. Yell out that ‘The Final Countdown’ is now in your head and start singing the tune, see how many people catch on.

70. Pretend your neighbor is having a heart attack and start CPR.

71. Take your pants off and give it to the instructor.

72. Shave. Even if you’re a girl.

73. Announce to the class that you’re God and you want the instructor to leave the room.

74. Play rock-paper-scissor with yourself, then accuse your right hand of cheating.

75. Start laughing really hard and shout out “Oh!! ok…Now I get it.”

76. Propose to your instructor no matter what gender!

77. Chicken Dance

78. Bring a laptop in, and start Googling for answers.

79. Pretend getting a heart attack, when the teacher runs to you, tell him/her that you were just testing his/her attention.

80. Call the teacher over. Repeatedly call him/her. When he answers, wait 5 seconds, then say “We’re taking a test teacher!” (Kind of like Charlie the Unicorn “We’re on a bridge Charlie!”)

81. Go into the exam room. sit down, put on a helmet with the blast shield down and tell the professer the Force will guide your pencil.

82. When the end of the test is near and the examiner starts to look at the clock. Wait until the the seconds hand reaches 6, start singing the Countdown theme tune.

83. Leave the whole exam blank after writing “THERE ARE ALWAYS POINTS FOR NEAT WORK.”

84. In the middle of the exam stand up and yell ‘they’re coming for me!’ and run out

85. Cough really loudly every 5 seconds

86: On the side which says “blank page” write: “this page would be blank if this sign wasn’t telling you that”. Cover the entire page/paper. Or put movie quotes like “All work and no play makes <you’re name> a dull boy”

87: Get a friend to help you answer the questions by doing an INTERPRETIVE DANCE BATTLE!

89: Bring your Laptop and watch your porn collection.

90: When the professor is explaining the rules, walk up and say “Yo Professor ____, I’m really happy for ya and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of ALL TIMEE!

91. Yell out that ‘The Final Countdown’ is now in your head and start singing the tune, see how many people catch on.

92: Yell out you lost The Game (As a result, anyone on this group automatically loses The Game, and everyone on the group is now playing it xD )

93: Some time into the exam, get up, turn on a radio and start doing the safety dance, when told to stop say you can dance if you want to, if your friends don’t dance then they are no friends of yours.

94: Instead of trying to write the answers, write debates on questions that have plagued mankind for many years, such as who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell.

Ena izmed seminarskih na faxu je bila tudi Prenos podatkov po zraku. Uporabil sem kar eno iz srednje šole iz 2. letnika. Bila je dovolj za izpit, ravno pa ugotavljam, da je rahlo “za časom”. Recimo nisem nič pisal o HSDPA in HSUPA. Upam, da komu prav pride – je vsaj to tist nujno kar bi bilo treba dodati.

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Na faxu sem pri predmetu Telekomunikacije naredil seminarsko nalogo z naslovom DNS – Domenski strežniki. Ni popolna, viri so menda največji problem, saj bi mogel vire ocenjevati. Ničesar nisem popravljal, tako da je naloga tukaj nespremenjena. Če bo koga zanimalo

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Zelo primerno, če si ravno na faxu :/

Ravnokar delamo nekaj v Dreamweaverju, vmes skočim na facebook, pa vidim, da nisem edini ko je gor

Obnavljamo znanje Dreamweaverja CS4.

Just 2 see i am alive

faxu

Pozdravljeni,

Borut Ratej

Pri predmetu Oblikovanja (fax IAM) smo morali za izpit narediti oblikovalski izdelek na temo iz knjige Svila, avtorja Alessandra Baricca. Izdelek je bil poljuben, načeloma karkoli ima kakršnokoli zvezo z knjigo.

Sam sem najprej prebral knjigo, potem si ogledal še film in dobil idejo, da naredim ‘trailer’ za knjigo, ki v bistvu sploh ni pravi trailer. Prevzela me je avtorjeva beseda na začetku, zato se tudi nisem odločil za klasični trailer, ampak sem povzel njegove misli in jih primerno razvrstil tudi v filmu.

Za ozadje sem si izbral pesem od Des’ree, Kissing you, ki je sicer pesem iz filma Romeo in Julija, vendar se mi je zdela primerna. Poskusil sem ujeti tudi delce filma z besedilom in glasbo.

Glede na čas, ki sem ga porabil za to, mi je precej uspelo Mimogrede naučil sem se tudi nekaj novega – program s katerim sem urejal scene je imel glede podnapisov neko čudno (in precej neuporabno) zbrko, zato sem podnapise naredil in dodal kasneje. Podnapise sem dodal filmu, ker drugače ni smisla. Mislim pa, da navduši in za branje in za gledanje filma

Vse to z Media Subtitlerjem in pa AutoGK-jem. Pretty much simple. Posnetka sem objavil an youtub-u in pa na precej novem (in nepoznanem) vime-u. Tudi z namenom, da bom kasneje primerjal kvaliteto. Tako sem si naredu dela še za nekaj naslednjih postov

Komentarji zaželjeni, niso pa nujni. Pa tudi ne bom jezn, če prešimfate. Prvič sem delal tako zadevo.

Nasvet: Uporabite celozaslonski način!

V okviru faxa IAM smo začeli z novim projektom. Ideja mislim, da je precej dobra, pa tudi kolektiv mislim, da je dovolj dober da se zadeva nardi ornk. Nekaj vsebine se bo vrjetno dobilo tudi z nekdanjega portala darilotebi.net, kaj več pa ko se začne kej delat. Bomo vidli kuk smo dejansko sposobni Kaj več o imenu in namenu projekta, pa ko se bo nardila prva faza Vsekakor obljubljam, da bo super!

Ministrstvo za šolstvo in šport in Amis sta sklenila pogodbo, ki vam preko IAM omogoča pridobiti licenco za uporabo programa F-Secure Anti-Virus. Licenco lahko uporabljate brezplačno na računalniku na vašem domu.

Licenca bi naj bila za en PC, vendar v obrazcu za “naročilo” licence piše za uporabo na “računalnikih doma”. Tk da se bom izkliceval na to, če bo kdo sitn

Mislim da vsakemu študentu prav pride antivirusni program, še posebi če je zastonj. Pozanimajte se tudi na vaših faxih, če omogočajo to in naročite. Sicer sem malo razočaran, da ni to nod32, vendar pa kot sem bral na netu, je tudi F-Secure odličen antivirusni program. In za mene bo dobr. Itak nič takega ne surfam po netu, da mu ne bi moral zaupat. Vsekakor bom obvestil koliko traja bojo rabli, da dobim licenco

Danes smo mel s faxom ogled Koloseja. Smo vsi preživel, pa mnde vsi bli zlo impresionirani nad Xpandom in 3D. Edin tam se je vidl da uporabljajo dokaj high-tech, ostalo pa vse še na trak. Kej pretirano pametnga nismo zvedl, smo pa zvedl, da je bil Kolosej megavelik strošek, ki vprašanje če bo kdaj pokrit. Zanimiv mi je blo tudi, da dejansko so zvočniki zadaj za platnom. Šele zdej mi je potegnal zakaj torej luknjice na platnu. Najprej so nas pelal v dvorano 7 – mislu sm da bo tudi to vse kar bomo vidl…

Evo nas pridne poslušalce (jaz sem tudi pridno poslušal, a sem slikal vmes! )

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Dans smo mel zadnjič predmet Javno nastopanje. Nism še nič pisal o tem, mi je pa predavanje blo best of all. Aja predn karkol še rečem, em zadevo vodi Storž iz filma Tu pa tam. Ne vem kak mu je v resnici ime. Dejansko se v živo pokaže čist v drugi luči kot je bla v filmu. Mnde edino predavanje k sm dejansk bil skoncentriran do konca. Am ja sošolci… Js sm un list z vajami zgubu, tko da če kdo ma, bi prosu sken. Kaj sm še hotu. Dans smo mel pač “praktični” del predavanj, tko da je vsak mel eno predstavitev pripravleno, pa smo mja nastopal. Se pa zgodi tud, da kdo ni najbolj pripravlen… To si pa lahk ogledamo na spodnjih dveh posnetkih…

Edit 1: Peter je vse to delal sam, ker je pač bil edini nepripravljen.

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Dodal sem novo kategorijo. Delno sem bil primoran, da jo objavljam. Pač na faxu je padla direktiva, da bi naj tedensko oddajali po 2 novičke ali zanimivosti iz našega foha ali pa 2 iz splošnega. Vse bom bolj kot ne prevajal iz angleščine – tko da najbol bo pršla prav neznalcem ali pa manjznalcem angleščine npr. Timu Pač zadeva naj bi se objavljala na moodlu, kjer pa noben nima nič od tega. Tko da bom vzporedno objavljal tudi tukaj – mogoče pa kdo kej novega izve. Ali pač ne. Če bo fejst nadležn, le obvestite pa neham objavljat.

Aja še zakaj je fax dejansko dal to nalogo. Pač našu je poceni (zastonj!) delovno silo, ki jim piše novičke in zanimivosti za projekte, ki jih majo. Tak da če vidite kje objavljen, pa da ni zraven mojga imena, mi sporočte, pa dobijo po riti!

Grem zdej delat nalogo. Se že megaveselim.

Dodatek 1: Aja celo mesečno se določa vodja skupine, ki od vsakega izbere najboljše novičke in jih potem posreduje faxu (za naprejšnjo objavo), da se njim ni potrebno matrat. Zelo pošteno.