Žena vara svojega moža z ljubimcem medtem, ko je on v službi. Njen devetletni sin pride domov pa se stlaci v omaro in zapre vrata, da ju ne  bi motil. Cez nekaj trenutkov pride mož domov in žena tudi ljubimca strpa v omaro, kjer je
že njen sincek.

Fantek hitro zašepeta:”Temno je tukaj.”
Moški odgovori :”Ja, je.”
Fantek:”Imam baseball žogico.”
Moški:”O, lepo.”
Fantek:”A jo boš kupil?”
Moški:”Ne, hvala.”
Fantek:”Očka je zunaj.”
Moški:”OK, koliko?”
Fantek:”10.000 SIT.”
Nekaj tednov kasneje se stvar ponovi in fantek spet konca v omari z ljubimcem svoje mame.
Fantek:”Temno je tukaj.”
Moški odgovori:”Ja, je.”
Fantek:”Imam baseball rokavico…”
Možakar se spomni kaj je bilo nazadnje in takoj vpraša:”Koliko?”
Fantek:”20.000 SIT.”

Nekaj dni kasneje pride oce domov ves razpoložen in vesel in rece sinu:
“Daj vzemi ono baseball žogico in rokavico pa greva na dvorisce malo igrati”.

Sin mu odgovori :”Ne morem ocka, prodal sem jih”.
Oče vpraša:”Za koliko si jih pa prodal?”
“30.000 SIT”, odgovori fantek.

Oce se razjezi in zacne vpiti na sina:
“Grozno je tako odirati svoje prijatelje za nekaj kar ni vredno niti cetrtino tega kar si dobil. Takoj greva v cerkev, da se spoveš grehov!”
Oce zgrabi malega za roko in gresta direkt v cerkev. Porine sina v spovednico in zapre vrata. Čez nekaj trenutkov se fantek usede in zacne:

“Temno je tukaj.”
Župnik:”Pa ne zacni spet s tem sranjem!”

1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?

Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict “No Hacking” policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider.

I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL‘s child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants their son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to “adult” content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.

2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don’t remember installing?

Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under “Install/Remove Programs” in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes “Comet Cursor”, “Bonzi Buddy” and “Flash”.

The best option is to confront your son with the evidence, and force him to remove the offending programs. He will probably try to install the software again, but you will be able to tell that this is happening, if your machine offers to “download” one of the hacker applications. If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding.

3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request “faster” video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer’s manufacturer.

If your son has requested a new “processor” from a company called “AMD”, this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, “knock-off” copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

4. Does your child read hacking manuals?

If you pay close attention to your son’s reading habits, as I do, you will be able to determine a great deal about his opinions and hobbies. Children are at their most impressionable in the teenage years. Any father who has had a seventeen year old daughter attempt to sneak out on a date wearing make up and perfume is well aware of the effect that improper influences can have on inexperienced minds.

There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: “Snow Crash” and “Cryptonomicon” by Neal Stephenson; “Neuromancer” by William Gibson; “Programming with Perl” by Timothy O’Reilly; “Geeks” by Jon Katz; “The Hacker Crackdown” by Bruce Sterling; “Microserfs” by Douglas Coupland; “Hackers” by Steven Levy; and “The Cathedral and the Bazaar” by Eric S. Raymond.

If you find any of these hacking manuals in your child’s possession, confiscate them immediately. You should also petition local booksellers to remove these titles from their shelves. You may meet with some resistance at first, but even booksellers have to bow to community pressure.

5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the “command prompt” on other people’s machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children’s access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

As a child enters the electronic world of hacking, he may become disaffected with the real world. He may lose the ability to control his actions, or judge the rightness or wrongness of a course of behaviour. This will manifest itself soonest in the way he treats others. Those whom he disagrees with will be met with scorn, bitterness, and even foul language. He may utter threats of violence of a real or electronic nature.

Even when confronted, your son will probably find it difficult to talk about this problem to you. He will probably claim that there is no problem, and that you are imagining things. He may tell you that it is you who has the problem, and you should “back off” and “stop smothering him.” Do not allow yourself to be deceived. You are the only chance your son has, even if he doesn’t understand the situation he is in. Keep trying to get through to him, no matter how much he retreats into himself.

8. Is your son obsessed with “Lunix”?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called “xenix“, which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people’s computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people’s stereos to steal their music, using the “mp3″ program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as “telnet”, which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install “lunix” on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word “LILO” during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying “glow-sticks” and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son’s group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

10. Is your son struggling academically?

If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous “Otaku” hacker association. Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases. Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight. For the sake of your child’s mental and physical health, you must put a stop to his hacking, and limit his computer time drastically.

I encourage all parents to read through this guide carefully. Your child’s future may depend upon it. Hacking is an illegal and dangerous activity, that may land your child in prison, and tear your family apart. It cannot be taken too seriously.

This definitions was coppied from “a real hacker site ”

Povzeto po članku, slovenski prevod pa je z brumec.org

1. Če vam sin predlaga menjavo ISPja, je to verjetno zato, da bo lažje hekal ostale računalnike, ker ima sedanji ISP strožji anti-hacking policy.
2. Če na računalniku najdete programe, za katere se ne spomnite, da bi jih inštalirali. Najhujše zlo so Comet cursor, Bonzi Buddy (!!) in Flash. Ja, Adobe Flash. Potrdilo, da gre za resne hekerske programe, je to, da se kljub odstranitvi znova pojavijo. Krivite vašega otroka!
3. Če vas sin prosi za nadgradnjo strojne opreme. Predvsem bodite pozorni na hitrejše grafične kartice (kajti hekanje iz konzole zahteva vsaj 256 MB rama na grafični, se razume), zahteve po večjem trdem disku (cmd.exe in putty.exe sta vsak dan večja:) in še posebej na zahteve po več pomnilnika! Avtor sicer pravi, da nadgradnja ni nujno zla an sich, vendar morate v tem primeru kupiti Intelov procesor, ne pa AMDja, ker AMD v tovarnah muči otroke!! (slišal, lepi mož?). Če želite sina dobro vzgojiti, zavrnite zahteve po nadgradnji računalnika!
4. Če vaš sin bere hekerske priročnike. Tu avtor našteje kopico nevarnih knjig, ultimativno zlo je prav gotovo Gibsonov Neuromancer.
5. Če vaš sin na računalniku preživi več kot 30 minut dnevno, obstaja možnost, da ddosa druge uporabnike spleta! S tem si baje pridobi dostop do command prompta drugega uporabnika (ergo: ddosa se Winse?), celotna zadeva pa lahko traja 8 ur (tu mi logika ni čisto jasna…), zatorej mu dovolite največ 45 minut dostopa na dan.
6. Če vaš sin uporablja Quake, je to znak zla. Avtor razlaga, da je Quake “virtualna resničnost, ki jo uporabljajo hekerji”. Mnogo let sem mislil, da je Quake igra, a zdaj sem razsvetljen. Dopuščam sicer možnost, da je avtor tu mislil na Quakenet, a verjetno ne bomo nikoli izvedeli resnice.
7. Če se otrok začne prepirati in ga začne zunanji svet manj zanimati, je to le še en očiten znak, da je zataval v zlobni hekerski svet, kjer je padel pod nadoblast belih puhastih zajčkov in shella.
8. Če vaš sin govori o BSDju in Linuxu, je to znak za preplah! Resno! To so namreč (glede na avtorja) nelegalni hekerski operacijski sistemi, ki so jih razvili ruski programerji še v času hladne vojne. Ti sistemi so bili oblikovanio zato, da uporabnikom omogočajo vdiranje na druge računalnike in krajo številk kreditnih kartic. Bodite pozorni, kajti tovrstni operacijski sistemi lahko popolnoma uničijo vaš računalnik in celo zbrišejo almighty Windowse! Če med zagonom na zaslonu ugledate besedo LILO, je to znak, da je vaš računalnik okužen z Linuxom. Problem lahko rešite le tako, da računalnik pošljete nazaj proizvajalcu, kjer vam bodo zamenjali disk.
9. Če se začne oblačiti v svetla oblačila, nositi široke hlače in pisane majice, je to znak, da se je začel družiti z ostalimi tinejdž hekerji, ki tlačijo ta svet. Pozor!
10. Če so se njegove ocene v šoli poslabšale, je to verjetno zaradi hekanja, ki ga opravlja doma za računalnikom in ki lahko povzroči možganske poškodbe. Zares, bodite pazljivi.

Da tako je. Administratorji portala konzola.net (tisti, ki še niso zapustili projekta) smo se odločili da zapremo sedanji portal in odpremo nekaj novega, malo drugačnega. Namesto tehnološkega spletnega portala bomo od sedaj naprej poskusili postati največja enciklopedija znanja, ki se tiče tehnike, elektronike, računalništva, in tudi najnovejše tehnologije. Upam, da vam bo stran všeč

Sam sem dokaj zadovoljen. Zadovoljen pa sem tudi z interesom, saj smo že danes v prvem  dnevu zabeležili preko 200 različnih obiskov, kar je dosti več kot je bilo prej povprečje. Še tako velja misel – dober glas seže v deveto vas. Hvala vsem, ki ste novičko posredovali naprej!

LP Mitja Herbaj

I have new MSN mail now. I stopped using old one now. So anybody who wants to still contact me must add my new MSN mail: .

Old email is still in use, but it is on sponsored pc, so i dont have permission to change spam rules. But i can tell you i got more than 2000 spam emails per day. So this is a bit crazy This email temporary dont work until i dont find new server for keeping my MX.

Že nekaj časa imam nov MSN naslov. Sedaj sem starega čisto nehal uporabljati, tako da če me kdo želi še vedno kontaktirati mora dodati moj nov MSN naslov, ki je .

Stari mail je sicer še v uporabi, ampak je mail strežnik na sponzorskem računalniku, kjer ne morem spreminjati spam filtrov. Lahko vam pa povem, da je šlo za okoli 2000 spam emailov na dan. Tako da mi je rahlo šlo na “jetra” in sem si omislil nov MSN email. Začasno je tudi stari ta email, ki sem ga prej uporabljal onemogočen, dokler pač ne najdem drugega strežnika za MX.

Ok this is not very fresh news. But you really must see this. Official version of Messenger Plus! Live (works only in Windows Messenger Live & Windows Messenger Live Beta). When  I installed it i have found a lot of new stuff. Older are even improved. It takes only 5MB of HD space, but have lot of more functions than Messenger Plus! Live beta. It has even his own script language. I think every MSN user must have this. You can get it here.

On 20. july expect my Slovenian translation I will post new news when it will be done. It could be done sooner, but i will be on vacation

Malo pozno sem našel povezavo, sem jo pa! Torej sedaj obstaja uradna verzija Messenger Plus! Live (ta deluje samo v Windows Messenger Live & Windows Messenger Live Beta). Ko sem ga nameščal sem zasledil veliko veliko novih funkcij. Zanimivo da zadeva zavzame manj kot 5MB ima pa več stavri kot Messenger Plus! Live beta. Ima celo nek skriptni jezik, kjer lahko dodajate svoje stvari.
Da ne nakladam… Zadevo priporočam vsem MSN uporabnikom. Zadevco dobite tukaj.

Okoli 20. julija pa pričakujte še moj slovenski prevod Bom vas naknadno obvestil, ko bom prevedel. Bi lahko bilo prej, ampak imam vmes MORJEEEEEE

M – Sex comes easily to you.

I -  You have a nice ass!

T – You’re the best in bed.

J – Everyone loves you.

A – You’re damn good in bed

Look what your name means:
A – You’re damn good in bed

B – You’re always fun when it comes to meeting new people.

C – You’re wild and crazy.

D – You have trouble trusting people.

E – Sex comes easily to you

F – People totally adore you.

G – Love is something you deeply believe in.

H – You have very good personality and looks.

I – You have a nice ass!

J – Everyone loves you.

K – You like to try new things.

L – You have beautiful eyes.

M – Sex comes easily to you.

N – you have a big warm heart

I – You have a nice ass!

O – You love foreplay.

P – You’re popular with all types of people.

Q – You’re a hypocrite.

R – You are hot and sexy!

S – People think you are hot.

T – You’re the best in bed.

U – You’re cool.

V – You’re not judgemental.

W – You’re very broad minded.

X – You never let people tell you what to do.

Y – You’re the most hard ass gangster alive.

Z – You’re super cool
I have found this on nasal’s blog

M – Sex comes easily to you.
I – You have a nice ass!
T – You’re the best in bed.
J – Everyone loves you.
A – You’re damn good in bed
Sestavi si tudi svoje ime:

A – You’re damn good in bed
B – You’re always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C – You’re wild and crazy.
D – You have trouble trusting people.
E – Sex comes easily to you
F – People totally adore you.
G – Love is something you deeply believe in.
H – You have very good personality and looks.
I – You have a nice ass!
J – Everyone loves you.
K – You like to try new things.
L – You have beautiful eyes.
M – Sex comes easily to you.
N – you have a big warm heart
I – You have a nice ass!
O – You love foreplay.
P – You’re popular with all types of people.
Q – You’re a hypocrite.
R – You are hot and sexy!
S – People think you are hot.
T – You’re the best in bed.
U – You’re cool.
V – You’re not judgemental.
W – You’re very broad minded.
X – You never let people tell you what to do.
Y – You’re the most hard ass gangster alive.
Z – You’re super cool

Zadevo sem našu na nasalovem blogu

A maybe you already know I always wanted to test gentoo. Now I decided that i will test it this summer, at september when I will have the most time. And this is the reason I joined gentoo.si usergroup where I help to create page – for now I help translating handbook, later I will again do fresh design for site. I hope this one will be accepted;)

I hope I will like gentoo – otherwise all the job will be done for nothing

Kot že nekateri veste imam veliko željo stestirati Lixnu gentoo. Pridružil sem se tudi gentoo.si ekipi, tako da trenutno jim pomagam pri ustvarjanju strani – prevajanje handbooka, kasneje pa bom naredil še kakšen dizajn. Če bo pa sprejet, bomo pa videli

No, pa upam da mi bo gentoo všeč, tako da ne delam tega brezveze