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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.”

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay, let’s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E….”

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting “What? I’m on my way!!”. rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises… get people to stare… look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

46. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

47. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

48. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.

49. Bring cheerleaders.

50. Bring pets.

51. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

52. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

53. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

54. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

55. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!”

56. Bring a water pistol with you.

57. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

58. Come in wearing a full knight’s outfit, complete with sword and shield.

59. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

60. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

61. One word: Wrestlemania.

62. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

63. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

64. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

65. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say “it helps me think. ” Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to use the phrase “Told you so”.

66. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher”

67. Make out (or go further than making out) with your boyfriend during the exam when the instructor tries to get you to stop, look the instructor in the eye and tell him/her in an annoyed tone “EXCUSE ME!!! We’re a little busy here, GO AWAY . . . ”

68. Rickroll the entire exam, get a friend to blast out ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ over the speakers.

69. Yell out that ‘The Final Countdown’ is now in your head and start singing the tune, see how many people catch on.

70. Pretend your neighbor is having a heart attack and start CPR.

71. Take your pants off and give it to the instructor.

72. Shave. Even if you’re a girl.

73. Announce to the class that you’re God and you want the instructor to leave the room.

74. Play rock-paper-scissor with yourself, then accuse your right hand of cheating.

75. Start laughing really hard and shout out “Oh!! ok…Now I get it.”

76. Propose to your instructor no matter what gender!

77. Chicken Dance

78. Bring a laptop in, and start Googling for answers.

79. Pretend getting a heart attack, when the teacher runs to you, tell him/her that you were just testing his/her attention.

80. Call the teacher over. Repeatedly call him/her. When he answers, wait 5 seconds, then say “We’re taking a test teacher!” (Kind of like Charlie the Unicorn “We’re on a bridge Charlie!”)

81. Go into the exam room. sit down, put on a helmet with the blast shield down and tell the professer the Force will guide your pencil.

82. When the end of the test is near and the examiner starts to look at the clock. Wait until the the seconds hand reaches 6, start singing the Countdown theme tune.

83. Leave the whole exam blank after writing “THERE ARE ALWAYS POINTS FOR NEAT WORK.”

84. In the middle of the exam stand up and yell ‘they’re coming for me!’ and run out

85. Cough really loudly every 5 seconds

86: On the side which says “blank page” write: “this page would be blank if this sign wasn’t telling you that”. Cover the entire page/paper. Or put movie quotes like “All work and no play makes <you’re name> a dull boy”

87: Get a friend to help you answer the questions by doing an INTERPRETIVE DANCE BATTLE!

89: Bring your Laptop and watch your porn collection.

90: When the professor is explaining the rules, walk up and say “Yo Professor ____, I’m really happy for ya and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of ALL TIMEE!

91. Yell out that ‘The Final Countdown’ is now in your head and start singing the tune, see how many people catch on.

92: Yell out you lost The Game (As a result, anyone on this group automatically loses The Game, and everyone on the group is now playing it xD )

93: Some time into the exam, get up, turn on a radio and start doing the safety dance, when told to stop say you can dance if you want to, if your friends don’t dance then they are no friends of yours.

94: Instead of trying to write the answers, write debates on questions that have plagued mankind for many years, such as who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell.

Hey yo Jim man why don’t ya, you don’t you kick some of that
You know, you know how you do it man
It’s a trip people don’t even believe were together right now (wow) but tell
your story you know the one I like say it for me (Ride, ride, ride)

And let’s ride

Ja ali ne? Playstation 2 je še vedno in! Še vedno se prodaja in še vedno ima najboljšo igralnost od vseh igralnih konzol do zdej. Cena je proti velikemu bratu 3 več kot 3x nižja, igre so cenejše, nekatere skoraj zastonj. Vsekakor pravi gamer slej kot prej obrabi svoje original medije. Zato se začnejo delat varnostnem in piratskem kopiranju medijev. Slednjega ne podpiram, sem se pa spravil napisat kratka navodila za vse, ki želijo ohraniti svoje original medije, pri tem pa ne izgubiti garancije(!).

Modchipi so za playstation2 zelo popularni. Imajo le eno slabost. V trenutku, ko vzamemo iz konzole prvi vijak že kršimo garancijo. Pa še dragi so. Zato so sedaj na voljo SwapMagic diski in pa exploiti (ki so povsem legalni, če se uporabljajo v legalne namene), Codebreakerji in podobne “zmešnjave”. Sam sem si nabral kar nekaj izkušenj s Free McBootom (FMCB), zato za PCstrokovnjak.com pripravljam kratka in uporabna navodila kako z FMCB začeti in preživeti. Kar je najlepše pri Free McBootu je to, da je popolnoma zastonj. Usmeril se bom na najpogostejši sklop programov, ki ga vsebuje – Noobie. Tako bom opisal namestitev, delovanje in kratke nastavitve za vsak programček v tem paketu.

Na kratko kaj FMCB z Noobie paketom omogoča:

- omogoča igranje varnostnih kopij iger brez posega v konzolo (in izgubo garancije)
- omogoča igranje doma narejenih aplikacij

- omogoča lažje urejanje dokumentov
- vsebuje pregledovalnik slik- predvaja ne samo VIDEO-CD/DVD-je ampak tudi filme divx s podporo podnapisov in slovenskega nabora znakov (SMS je tudi v celoti preveden v slovenščino)
- gledate lahko tudi filme HD resolucije do 720p, če je video primerno kompresiran
- omogoča igranje iger preko USB ključka ali pa zunanjega diska priključenega na USB

Če sem še kaj spustil me opozorite, se bom potrudil, da v navodilih tega ne bom izpustil

Vsekakor pa vsem želim veliko užitkov ob igranju trenutno najboljše konzole Playstation 2!

Zato sem na to temo tudi nekaj napisal na PCstrokovnjak spletni strani. Sam sem ničkolikokrat že doživel take izpade laptopa… Na žalost. Rad kupujem poceni in AMD-ja

… in švicam ful. Neverjetno kolk smeti se nabere s časom

Dolgo nisem bil tukaj… Tako, da sem šele sedaj opazil. Sedaj ne da lahko komentirate, komentarje lahko tudi vidite

Noo nej bo že konc snega! Če že ni smučarije, pol tut snega ne rabi bit

Prišlo je do velikih sprememb. Zato tudi downtime in vse skupaj. Več info, pa kmalu! Upam, da me niste preveč pogrešal

Do nadaljnega je dl.konzola.net ukinjen. Računi in vsebina je sicer ohranjeni, vendar najbrž le za varnostno kopijo in pač še en projekt, ki ni bil dokončan.

shorto me je obvestil, da na blogu ne delujejo komentarji (404 Error). Sam tega nisem takoj opazu, sem pa itak našel uporabno in enostavno rešitev. Krivec je Lighttpd v katerem sem že našel pomankljivost – ne podpira .htaccess datotek. Tako je rešitev se skoraj sama napisala Torej tudi iz .htaccess datoteke ne razume rewrite direktive, ki jo je uporabljal apache. Itak Lighttpdja ne poznam, zato sem se spravil guglat in naredil povzetek med vsemi možnimi rešitvami – seveda pa tut totalno poenostavu.

1. Odprimo lighttpd.conf in omogočimo mod_rewrite modul (če ta že ni)

# nano /etc/lighttpd.conf

S pomočjo iskanja (ctrl+w) najdemo vrstico # “mod_rewrite”, in odstranimo # na začetku.
2. Na dno lighttpd.conf dodamo še tole

$HTTP["host"] =~ “blog.konzola.net” {
url.rewrite-final = (

# Mape za katere rewrite ne bo delal
“^/(wp-admin|wp-includes|wp-content|gallery2)/(.*)” => “$0″,

# Tudi zacetni .php ne bo rewritan
“^/(.*.php)” => “$0″,

# Handle permalinks and feeds
“^/(.*)$” => “/index.php/$1″
)
}

Edino kar je potrebno še urediti je vrstica kjer piše blog.konzola.net. Ja, tukaj je naslov vašega wordpress bloga

3. Shranimo in reštartamo lighttpd.

# /etc/init.d/lighttpd restart

To so osnovna pravila, ki bodo delovala za večina blogov in večina pluginov. Če bodo kake nejasnosti, pa imamo komentarje

Včasih se zgodi, da smo pri namestitvi načrtovali premalo swap pomnilnika. Večina se ga izogiba ker je počasn. Je pa včasih nujno zlo. Pri 2.6 kernelih je dodana možnost, da lahko kot swap uporabimo tudi datoteko, ki je pač na katerikoli particiji. Tako ni nujno, da ponovno razdelimo disk in dodajamo particije s swapom. Je pa fajn pri tem, da te datoteke s swapom niso nič počasnejše kot particija s swapom.

Swap naj bi bil približno 1/3 fizičnega pomnilnika, v tem primeru tukaj bomo naredili swap datoteko s 512MB. En nasvetek, vse vrednosti je potrebno napisati v blockih – torej (1024 * 512MB = 524288 blockov)

1. Prijavimo se kot root.

2. Ustvarimo swap1 v velikosti 512MB

# dd if=/dev/zero of=/swap1 bs=1024 count=524288

3. Označimo in nastavimo swap

# mkswap /swap1

4. Aktiviramo swap

# swapon /swapfile1

5. Dodamo swap datoteko v /etc/fstab, tako da se tudi ob rebootu swap aktivira.

# nano /etc/fstab

in na koncu dodamo

/swap1 swap swap defaults 0 0

6. Preverimo, če je swap dodan

# free -m

in če zgleda nekako takole

snowflake:/home/mitja# free -m
total       used       free     shared    buffers     cached
Mem:           377        260        116          0         38        117
-/+ buffers/cache:        104        272
Swap:          511          0        511

Potem je swap dodan in deluje

Sedaj se je to začelo dogajati tudi meni. Že shorto mi je omenil, da mu apache (na precej dobrem serverju) požre cel CPU in da se na koncu ugasne. No sedaj se je isto začelo dogajati tudi meni. Problem je itak seveda najprej premalo RAM-a. Tako da najprej nadgradite to, če le imate možnost. Če ne pomaga, pa bo tale how-to ravno za vas Vsaj če imate debian ali Ubuntu strežnik – drugje pa bo tudi dosti podobno.

S “top” pogledamo porabo apacheja in mysqla. Približno si zapomnimo te številke, da bomo lahko naredili primerjavo. Najlažje je, če si razporedite po porabi rama (shift+m, izhod s q).

Najprej bomo preleteli apache2 konfiguracijo. S tem ne bomo zmanjšali koliko pomnilnika porabi, bomo pa preprečili, da porabi preveč pomnilnika. Najprej bomo staro konfiguracijo shranili.

# cp /etc/apache2/apache2.conf /etc/apache2/apache2.conf.back

Sedaj s poljubnim urejevalnikom odprimo konfiguracijsko datoteko in pri nastavitvah nastavimo tele vrednosti.

# nano /etc/apache2/apache2.conf (odpremo konfiguracijsko datoteko.)

Nastavitve naj pa zgledajo tako:

Timeout 45
KeepAlive On
MaxKeepAliveRequests 200
KeepAliveTimeout 3
<IfModule mpm_prefork_module>
StartServers          5
MinSpareServers       5
MaxSpareServers      10
MaxClients          25
MaxRequestsPerChild   2000
</IfModule>

Shranimo in reštartamo apache2.

#apache2ctl restart

Sedaj pa napadimo mysql.

Kot pri apache2-ju bomo najprej naredili varnostno kopijo konfiguracije.

# cp /etc/mysql/my.cnf /etc/mysql/my.cnf.back

S poljubnim urejevalnikom odprimo my.cnf.

# nano /etc/mysql/my.cnf

Lociramo “#skip-innodb” in odkomentiramo vrstico. Laično – odstrani # na začetku.

Potem najdemo skip-external-locking in dodamo

skip-locking

Potem najdemo sekcijo Fine Tuning in popravimo številke, da vse skupaj zgleda nekako takole:

key_buffer = 16K
max_allowed_packet = 1M
thread_stack = 64K
thread_cache_size = 4
sort_buffer = 64K
net_buffer_length = 2K
#max_connections = 100
#table_cache = 64
#thread_concurrency = 10

Reštartamo mysql in voila!

# /etc/init.d/mysql restart

S “top” ponovno preverimo rezultat. Če so se vrednosti zmanjšale, vse čestitke Če pa vas zanima še kej, pustite komentar.

Že pred nekaj časa sem postal SiOL-ov naročnik optike. Tako imam sedaj doma 20/20, kar niti ni tako slabo. Problem je postal, ker sem skuril prejšnji ruter. Tako je sedaj njegovo vlogo prevzel navadn router Linksys WRT54GL. Nanj sem seveda namestil dd-wrt, saj je le tako prišel CISCO-v produk do izraza. Problem pa se je začel pojavljati ker je postajal preobremenjen. Torej če so vaši znaki podobni spodaj navedenim je tale how’to ravno za vas!

Malo sem guglal in našel nekaj rešitev, ki pa so mi pomagale!

1. Počasno odpiranje strani ali celo neodpiranje
2. Počasen spletni vmesnik dd-wrtja
3. Strani neodzivne na ping
4. Nedodeljevanje IP naslovov
5. Wireless klienti se ne povežejo ali nimajo dostopa do interneta
6. ruter neodziven na ping

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